Besides the F-18s that were scrambled to a false alert of an alien invasion, and the missiles, there really were no more problems with my arrival here in the Springs. I’ve had my fun with giant squids, waiting for strangers to happen by, swimming with Monet, appearing in musicals, meeting hundreds of tiny people and …
June 2012
Ahhh… safely on our way now. Nothing could possibly go wrong. It’s a long flight and the chances of anything going wrong are so slight that I’m taking a nap. All the excitement of Mr Toolman’s adventures is over now. Upon arriving back in America, a little known coastal band of hostiles mistook him …
Thought to be making his way home to his installation site in Colorado Springs, 8’ tall sculpture, Mr Toolman, was ship wrecked and washed ashore on a tiny island and was immediately staked to the ground by hundreds of its frightened tiny inhabitants.Intense negotiations failed to sway the little people to release him until the …
Critics are raving about Mr Toolman’s supporting role in Mary Poppins on the London stage! While finding the mix of two and three dimensions more than a little confusing, he was immediately picked for the role of “man walking in the background” from a number of applicants when he accidentally strolled through the theater looking …
Gardeners at Giverny claim that a shiny giant hand tool spent the day with Claude Monet discussing the play of light and shadow while swimming among an assortment of lily pads. While voices were raised over whether undertones should be painted with cadmium red or crimson red, there was solid agreement that yellow ochre tasted …
My sculpture, Mr Toolman has now been missing for several days and may be confused and disoriented. A school of fish sighted him at a depth of 20,000 leagues off the east coast of Florida, heading further east into international waters. Conflicting reports indicate that he is either under attack by a giant squid or …
Oops, it appears Mr Toolman has escaped! Sometime during the night he was able to slip out of the garage where he had been patiently awaiting his skin tones. It is suspected that neighborhood dogs were aroused when they heard high frequency communications. The particularly perceptive and beautiful female German Shepherd next door reported to …
